1 hour ago - ♥6966
atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!

atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!

3 hours ago - ♥11720

rneerkat:

detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something

(Source: rneerkat)

3 hours ago - ♥9793

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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3 hours ago - ♥92009

pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

(Source: square-enix)

3 hours ago - ♥181624

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3 hours ago - ♥45090

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3 hours ago - ♥120890
So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac.

(Source: mccoysm)

3 hours ago - ♥5503

500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

(Source: notkatniss)

3 hours ago - ♥83734
cleffairie:

cleffairie:

whenever im sad i just remember that pete wentz is a 35 year old man with a howls moving castle tattoo on his arm

reminder that pete wentz is a fucking weeabo

cleffairie:

cleffairie:

whenever im sad i just remember that pete wentz is a 35 year old man with a howls moving castle tattoo on his arm

reminder that pete wentz is a fucking weeabo

3 hours ago - ♥270

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

3 hours ago - ♥163511

upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

3 hours ago - ♥3886
ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

5 hours ago - ♥96556







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