This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!
detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something
when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac.
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
whenever im sad i just remember that pete wentz is a 35 year old man with a howls moving castle tattoo on his arm
reminder that pete wentz is a fucking weeabo
The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.